Chris Spivey/ The Colemen Experience
I see that Elton John moved the Furniture at the weekend… Almost to the point of tears in fact with his wedding day vow of undying love.
Still, it is about time that
ET EJ made an honest woman out of her him. After all they have got two kids together – how the fuck does that even work.
Now, it is those kids of his that I want to talk about… You see, they never smile… Never, and that can’t be right.
However, a bit of background is needed first and as you all probably know, EJ has one hell of a dodgy background.
Indeed, his past is a long list of sordid events and pastimes:
- He was a drug addict
- He was an alcoholic
- He is known for his uncontrollable temper
- He has long been rumoured to be into very young boys
- He freely admits to being very promiscuous in the past
- He was and probably still is a practitioner of the ‘Dark Arts’
- He has some very dodgy friends including know paedophiles
- He has owned pieces of art that were it not for the artist’s fame, would be classed as child porn
Now I think it is safe to say that if Elton John was just plain old Reg Dwight his sons, Zachary aged three, and Elijah aged 23 months,would have been carted off by the Social Services by now.
In fact you just know that when Andy Baboon Pierce, one of the Chimp’s Monkey Boys is given the go ahead to have a pop at John & his Furniture and the fact that they use their purchases as fashion accessories, things are far from healthy for the poor little lads – the little lads being the boys not Elton Furniture & Dave John obviously:
For their part, Sir Elton and Mr Furnish’s happiness became complete when last month when they bought a second son, from the same surrogate.
The couple told Hello! magazine: ‘Both of us have longed to have children, but the reality that we now have two sons is almost unbelievable. The birth of our second son completes our family in a most precious and perfect way.
‘It is difficult to fully express how we are feeling at this time; we are just overwhelmed with happiness and excitement.’
So much for their ‘happiness’. What about the happiness of their two children?
After such a high-profile birth, perhaps it would have been wise to protect the boys from the ferocious spotlight that showbiz celebrity attracts.
But no. This week, Sir Elton dragged poor Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John (who, not surprisingly, has already been ridiculed for his name) around his post-Oscars party.
They dolled him up like Little Lord Fauntleroy in a grotesque tuxedo, crisp shirt, miniature black bow-tie and designer trainers. Source
Fuck me there are some loaded sentences in that snippet.
So why does having money make you exempt from the SS’s beady eyes?
Indeed, if anything, having money should make EJ & D Furniture – or Mr & Mr John as they are now – along with the rest of the debauched idle rich even more suspect.
Now, the day before the weirdo’s tied the knot, the pair took their two boys to Winter Wonderland with Liz Hurley and her son:
They were due to make their family complete at the end of the weekend.
But there was still time to make some precious memories for Elton John, David Furnish and their two sons Zachary, three, and Elijah, 23 months, ahead of Sunday’s nuptials.
The adorable four-piece hit London’s festive attraction Winter Wonderland with showbiz pal Elizabeth Hurley and her son Damien and David’s fun side was allowed to come out to play as he indulged in some of the exciting rides.
Even Hollywood moviestar Liz couldn’t help but enjoy the merriment of Hyde Park’s Christmas fair ground. Source
Well Lizzie may have enjoyed it, and fuck me, the Furniture certainly did… But the two young fellas didn’t appear to.
The following photo’s are taken from the above article.
Now those photos are all the ones in the article that show the boys faces.
Yet on a fun day out you would expect to see the little lads tearing around and messing about with facial expressions ranging from enthusiastic excitement & merriment through to wide eyed wonder yet they both look haunted and very unhappy.
So I went hunting around to see if they were maybe just having an off day… The following photos are what I found.
In my humble opinion the Social Services ought to get their act together, stop harassing innocent families and target those who really need investigating – regardless of wealth and social standing.
Indeed you only need read Coleman’s article on the John’s to realise that fact.
The Coleman Experience
What do we really know about national treasure Elton John?
At first glance he appears to be no more than a song-writing, wig-wearing, fat, short-arsed, gaylord who loves having hissy-fits and adopting babies.
Look a little closer though, and an altogether more disturbing picture emerges.
Does Elton John have anything to tell us about VIP child-abuse rings operating in this country?
In 1989, the Sun published a story alleging that he had a taste for young rent boys.
They also claimed he demanded that any boys found for him should be drugged with vast amounts of coke before being brought to his bed.
Elton John sued and was awarded £1 million damages by an apparently contrite Rupert Murdoch.
Was the whole episode staged to prevent other newspapers from ever reporting on Elton’s sick predilections?
In 1999, he caused outrage by performing at a charity concert with dancers dressed as boy scouts and forced them to strip. He was joined on stage by George Michael and the audience included none other than perverts-pal Cherie Blair and Simon Hughes MP.
John Fogg, a spokesman for the Scout Association, said at the time:
“We think it is pretty deplorable and in bad taste in terms of denigrating our uniform and what it stands for. We are disappointed that someone of Sir Elton’s standing should involve himself in something of such poor taste. It linked homosexuality with paedophilia. If Stonewall are completely for the rights of homosexual people, they have not done themselves any favours.”
By a strange coincidence, child-raping murderous filth, Jimmy Savile was also very fond of boy-scouts and loved to be in their company.
Murderous child-rapist Sidney Cooke had links to a paedophile ring who abused many scouts.
The head of the scouts in the UK is survival expert Bear Grylls.
Grylls shares a business with Tory filth Derek Laud, who is implicated in the Dolphin Square boy-brothel scandal where care-home boys were trafficked to be abused by VIP’s.
Laud also shares a business with Conservative peer, Lord Montagu who was charged and committed for trial a allegedly taking sexual advantage of a 14-year-old Boy Scout.
In 2005, Have I Got News For You host, Dara O’Briain made a remark about Elton John’s role writing the score for stage musical Billy Elliot.
“Elton sees a little bit of himself in Billy,” he said, referring to the fictional 11-year-old ballet dancer.